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PostSubject: A few Disney jokes   Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:33 pm

Ok here are a few disney jokes I heard from a bus driver at disney. Thought they were cute Razz

Why doesn't Cinderella get picked for playing sports? - Because she has a reputation for running from the ball.
Follow up: But you can't blame her because her coach was a pumpkin!

Why does tigger bounce on his tail? - So he doesn't step on Pooh.

Where does Captain Hook go to buy a new hook? - At the second hand store

Where does eeyore (spell??) go to buy a new tail? - At a retail store

Another that he said that isn't disney related:

What did one strawberry say to the other? - If you weren't so SWEET we wouldn't be in this JAM!

a little corny but I thought they were fun Smile
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PostSubject: Re: A few Disney jokes   Sat Jul 23, 2011 7:57 am

Oh, groan! LOL! The captain hook one is good, tho.
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PostSubject: Re: A few Disney jokes   Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:56 am

I really liked those, they're so cute. HAHAHAHA My kids will love them. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: A few Disney jokes   Sun Mar 18, 2012 12:43 pm

onetruebeliever wrote:
Oh, groan! LOL! The captain hook one is good, tho.

I thought they were cute.
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