Ok here are a few disney jokes I heard from a bus driver at disney. Thought they were cute
Why doesn't Cinderella get picked for playing sports? - Because she has a reputation for running from the ball.
Follow up: But you can't blame her because her coach was a pumpkin!
Why does tigger bounce on his tail? - So he doesn't step on Pooh.
Where does Captain Hook go to buy a new hook? - At the second hand store
Where does eeyore (spell??) go to buy a new tail? - At a retail store
Another that he said that isn't disney related:
What did one strawberry say to the other? - If you weren't so SWEET we wouldn't be in this JAM!
a little corny but I thought they were fun
