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PostSubject: You know you're into the paranormal if...   Sun Feb 13, 2011 6:46 pm

This is inspired by those you know if you're a redneck if... jokes. I'll post a few here, go ahead and post ones you've heard or make up some of your own! I'll throw a few more in later as well ^.^

You know you're into the paranormal if...

...you pay to spend the night in old prisons.
.. you are more afraid of the living then you are of the dead.
...Your houseguests stare at the Sony Night cam aimed at the bed in the guestroom and you have to tell them it isn't what they think it is..

hehehe..k your guys turns Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: You know you're into the paranormal if...   Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:44 pm

lol..k. either no one likes this..or can't think of any. so I'll put a few more up Smile

...You're the only one in the photo shop who gets excited over "bad" pictures
...You sit at your computer and look at the reflections in the screen to see if there is anyone behind you
...Your kid says they have an imaginary friend, and out come the cameras, tape recorders, and camcorders


This last one actually is true for me... lol..

...Your local Police Department stops responding to "people in the cemetery" calls because they know it's just you
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PostSubject: Re: You know you're into the paranormal if...   Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:18 pm

You know you're into the paranormal when...you are asked where do you store all your halloween stuff and you reply, nonchalantly, 'oh, in the coffins'.
Yeah, it happed just this past autumn. affraid

And yes, as before, I am much more afraid of the living than the dead!
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PostSubject: Re: You know you're into the paranormal if...   Thu Feb 17, 2011 11:52 am

All of those are really good! Funny. I don't get out enough, I guess. I never hear good jokes anymore! Wait, I just did! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: You know you're into the paranormal if...   Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:42 am

LOL
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PostSubject: Re: You know you're into the paranormal if...   Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:16 am

here's some more Smile

... Your coolest ghost photo is framed and hanging in the hallway with your family photos
... You have a clause in your Last Will and Testament stating that you will try to contact your group and lists the things you will do

...You're watching scary movies with your family and someone asks "Can ghosts really do that?" and you actually have an answer
That last one I am guilty of doing....several times. afro
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PostSubject: Re: You know you're into the paranormal if...   Fri Mar 04, 2011 10:01 pm

I love these. I can't think off any.
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PostSubject: You know you're into the paranormal whennn...   Fri Mar 04, 2011 10:15 pm

Sharra1515 wrote:
I love these. I can't think off any.


Okay, this is actually TRUE for me...

You know you're into the paranormal when...

You look in a window, someone told you they saw something, then you trip over gravel and manage to spin around 180 degrees.

LOL. I WIN... queen
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PostSubject: Re: You know you're into the paranormal if...   Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:15 am

I got one!! you know your into the paranormal if you shower with your clothes on not because you think someones watching you but because you know someones watching you.
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PostSubject: Re: You know you're into the paranormal if...   Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:20 am

You know your into the paranormal if your mousepad looks like a Ouji board.
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PostSubject: Re: You know you're into the paranormal if...   Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:35 am

lol nice
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PostSubject: Re: You know you're into the paranormal if...   Mon Mar 07, 2011 4:48 pm

You know your into the paranomral when....

your face book profile states your favorite 5 hang out spots as...
1.) cemetaries 2.) old prisons 3.) haunted hotels 4.) insane asylums and 5.) childrens hospitals.

You keep tape recorders and cameras in your car...and your job title is not private investigator.

Your friend is tellng you that he has missed his father since he passed away, and your response is to ask why his father has not called?
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PostSubject: Re: You know you're into the paranormal if...   Mon Mar 07, 2011 5:55 pm

Good ones. Wink
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PostSubject: Re: You know you're into the paranormal if...   Fri Mar 11, 2011 12:33 am

You know you're into the paranormal when...

You're playing volleyball and see something moving out of the corner of your eye, spin around, and realize it was a ball that had soared right by your face.


Most of your audios on your phone are EVP's. [ghostly]
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PostSubject: Re: You know you're into the paranormal if...   Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:50 am

very nice all..

You know you're into the paranormal if...

...You chase after weird sounds most people run away from

...You wear a flashlight on your head and don't feel like a dork
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PostSubject: Re: You know you're into the paranormal if...   Fri Mar 11, 2011 10:21 am

**GIGGLE** I have one of those flaslights.
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PostSubject: Re: You know you're into the paranormal if...   Fri Mar 11, 2011 8:23 pm

Sharra1515 wrote:
**GIGGLE** I have one of those flashlights.

Offff Courrsseeee You Do!

Lol.

Psh, I carry the flashlight on my bike, not my head...

Duct Tape, Baby!! cheers

Hmmm,
You know you're into the paranormal when...

You see a shadow and start talking to it, then realize it isn't there and that it wasn't an actual person.

You type a reply to a message that says "You know you're into the paranormal when..."

[skull]
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PostSubject: Re: You know you're into the paranormal if...   Fri Mar 11, 2011 9:33 pm

HAHAHAHAHA Taylor your too funny.
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PostSubject: Re: You know you're into the paranormal if...   Fri Mar 11, 2011 9:45 pm

Silly


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PostSubject: Re: You know you're into the paranormal if...   Sat Mar 12, 2011 1:05 am

Sharra1515 wrote:
HAHAHAHAHA Taylor your too funny.

Why, thank you.

I have a tournament at 9am... Wish us luck?

I think we're gonna win 1st!

&&

You know you're into the paranormal when you scream because you think there's a ghost in your room, but really it's just posters on the wall.

You know you're into the paranormal when you stop at Barnes Jewish Hospital, in St. Louis, and take a picture of hand prints in there parking garage... Then send it to your best friend and say "What do YOU think happened?"

Haaa!! elephant
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PostSubject: Re: You know you're into the paranormal if...   Sat Mar 19, 2011 3:25 pm

Good luck Taylor I hope you win. I can always count on you for a good laugh
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PostSubject: Re: You know you're into the paranormal if...   Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:48 pm

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Good luck Taylor I hope you win. I can always count on you for a good laugh

We got 2nd.

Regionals are monday!
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