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PostSubject: Short jokes :)   Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:42 pm

If you have any short jokes that you think we'd get a good laugh go ahead and throw them on here.

I know not everyone wants to make a new thread I thought this might be a good one to put up.

Sorry I've not been on a ton lately. Finals next week. I look forward to having breathing time again after that and will be on more Smile

Here is one that was told to my calc class by my professor:

A physicist and a engineer are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere. They yell out for help: "HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Where are we?" 15 minutes later, they hear an echoing voice: "Hellllloooooooo! You're in a hot-air balloon!!" The physicist says, "That must have been a mathematician." The engineer asks, "Why do you say that?" The physicist replied: "The answer was absolutely correct, and it was utterly useless."

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PostSubject: Re: Short jokes :)   Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:34 pm

Good one, lol
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PostSubject: Menopause Joke   Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:32 am

"We don't call them chin hairs, we call them stray eyebrows".
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PostSubject: TEST:   Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:08 am

(not exactly short, but I think you'll get a kick outta this)


See if you can answer these correctly...

Below are four (4) questions. You

have to answer them quickly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately.



OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.


Ready?

First Question:



You are participating in a race. You overtake the second

person. What position are you in?



Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!

If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!



Try not to mess up in the next question. To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took on the first question.


If you overtake the last person, then you are...?


Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!


You're not very good at this are you?


Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator.

Try it.


Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30.. add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10.


What is the total? Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.


Don't believe it? Check your calculator!

Today is definitely not your day.


Maybe you will get the last question right?


Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2 Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.


What is the name of the fifth daughter?


Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary.

Read the Question again.
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PostSubject: Re: Short jokes :)   Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:45 pm

Good ones, I'm not going tell you how i did , embarrassing HAHAHA
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PostSubject: Re: Short jokes :)   Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:16 pm

Sharra1515 wrote:
Good ones, I'm not going tell you how i did , embarrassing HAHAHA

Same here!

Hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Short jokes :)   Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:36 am

then I'm in good company.HAHAHAHA
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PostSubject: Re: Short jokes :)   Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:03 am

Sharra1515 wrote:
then I'm in good company.HAHAHAHA

Haha.

It took me 50+ times to get the right answer for the math problem...
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PostSubject: Re: Short jokes :)   Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:31 am

I only tried once but now I know the answers so I can't try again. No lol
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PostSubject: Re: Short jokes :)   Fri Apr 22, 2011 2:04 am

Like, i stuck on that same question until i added it up in my head and got the answer.

I felt so stupid
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PostSubject: Re: Short jokes :)   Fri Apr 22, 2011 3:15 pm

hehe those are great. Thanks for sharing them Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Short jokes :)   Fri Apr 22, 2011 3:48 pm

RATTISSIA wrote:
hehe those are great. Thanks for sharing them Very Happy

Very welcome Smile

haha
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PostSubject: HA!   Sun Jul 22, 2012 1:05 pm

cat A man spent absolutely YEARS chasing a crane fly then his psychiatrist told him its a crack in his glasses!

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